1 July 2008

Fuck Warren Ellis, ya dog hating bitch

Posted by Dirk under: been drinking; musings .

Warren Ellis is another one of those niche superstars. His niche is comics and people that are into poking holes in their bodies.

He has several popular websites. He wrote some of my favorite comics. I wanna like him. I wanna support him. He recently came out with his first novel, Crooked Little Vein, which I was gonna buy, new (in paperback, of course. I’m not made of money), which is nearly unheard of for me.

But, the cocksucker doesn’t like dogs. He has repeatedly spouted off about how he HATES dogs. I posted once on one of his websites and asked him, why do you hate dogs, Warren. I forget his answer but it was inadequate. It wasn’t because a dog bit him when he was a kid or something, but rather some bullshit reason, about how dogs where stupid or something like that. I don’t fucking remember. All I remember was it was bullshit.

It’s no secret I am a dog guy. Duh. Somebody once asked me what my ‘totem animal’ was. Uh… wtf kind of question is that? I said Dog and they looked at me funny. No, really they said. Like, eagle or tiger or wolf… No, dog, I reiterated. Dogs are my totem, if I gotta pick one.

Earlier this evening I internetted my way to this website. It’s a blog about this dog these people have that was born with “hydrocephalus (fluid on the brain). Causing serious health issues including blindness”. The video on that website is of the dog gamboling in a grassy field, grabbing a clump of grass and romping about, so fucking happy to be there, despite it’s blindness and other medical issues. It makes me about cry every damn time I watch it.

The dog, named Baby Love, passed away a few days ago. Warren Ellis would probably drink a pint to celebrate this, but it saddens me. So, fuck you Warren. I’m not buying your book, you dog hating bastard. I’ll probably borrow it from the library or maybe buy it used. Shit, maybe I’ll shoplift the motherfucker. But you aren’t getting any of my money. English dog hating bitch that you are.

I really like Metropolitan and some of the other stuff you wrote, though. Good job, keep it up. Learn to love the dog though.

Your free, online comic, FreakAngels, is cool too.

2 Comments so far...

Robzilla Says:

8 July 2008 at 5:03 pm.

Ya fuck that guy. I know this girl where I work (leaving names out) man she is SMOKING HOT. Blond, great boobs, body of a world class athlete, piercing ice blue eyes you get the picture. She is the kind of girl that slows traffic downtown during the summer by just being on the sidewalk. Well we were chatting a couple of weeks ago (oh ya she is also smart and funny no really she does exit) and the subject of dogs comes up. Turns out that she thinks that dogs are stupid, filthy and disgusting and will not even PET one. I have not even spoken to her since. See I have no desire to give one second of my time on this earth to a person that has the ability to hate a dog. I can’t even fathom not being able to give that unconditional love that any hound gives you every moment back. So fuck the dog haters.

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30 July 2008 at 10:14 pm.

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