8 September 2008
Public Service Announcement
Posted by Dirk under: musings; politics .
Liberals are too sissy these days. The Republicans have no problem with lying and cheating and dirty tricks. They’ll call Obama a nigger Muslim terrorist but if we mention that Palin might have some issues with abusing power (sure, she has executive experience, but it’s BAD experience) then they shout about how we are dogpiling her cause she’s a woman. And we often back down. Obama is all about bringing people together and working as one people. And that’s cool, but he needs some pitbulls of his own. So, Bastards for Barack.
If you are reading this and are supporting McCain and Palin in 2008, go kill yourself right now. You and your kind are a blight on the world and you need to be fucking pruned.
Yes, I know, I’m not being very accommodating, open minded or any other happy blah blah shit. That’s because I am sick of the right wingers and their bullsemen. They are liars and cheaters. They are destroying this country (it might already be damaged near beyond repair after 8 years of Bush) and the people that support them don’t GIVE A FUCK, so long as their leaders keep railing against gays getting married, abortion and spouting off their homespun Christian bullshit while simultaneously flying around the country in personal jets, living in mansions walled off from the rest of us and bombing other countries into the stone age.
So, seriously, if you are thinking how much you like Sarah Palin, if you think she’s spunky and adorable, if you can’t wait for the wonderful world that her and John McCain will usher in if they get elected, go KILL YOURSELF right now. Pick your method. I don’t care. Probably best if you don’t make a mess for somebody else to clean up though and don’t hurt others in the process.
The world will be better off without your brain dead prattle of a vote.
If you are under the age of 18 this message does not apply to you. You’re too young to be blamed for being stupid.
PS: God spoke to me last night and told me to pass this message along. Just thought you should know.
PPS: God’s spaceship was really cool. I liked the Nascar stickers.
3 Comments so far...
Magus Says:
8 September 2008 at 12:08 pm.
Sign me up. First rule of Bastards for Barack: talk about Bastards for Barack.
Does it matter that I know who my parents are?
Dirk Says:
8 September 2008 at 12:29 pm.
That doesn’t matter at all. I know my own parents also and they are fine people.
BfB are ‘bastards’ in the sense of:
Slang.
a. a vicious, despicable, or thoroughly disliked person
Not bastards in the genealogical sense.
Magus Says:
8 September 2008 at 12:40 pm.
I’ve been a bastard all my life and didn’t even know it. This is like a coming to Jesus moment, only Jesus is a spaceship pilot.